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Home Is Where You Poop Comfortably - Beginner Friendly - 6" Embroidery Kit
Home Is Where You Poop Comfortably - Beginner Friendly - 6" Embroidery Kit
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No experience needed—just hands, curiosity, and a mild willingness to stab fabric repeatedly (in a productive way).
This embroidery kit is designed for beginners who want a win, not a lecture. Everything is prepped, transferred, and thoughtfully chosen so you can sit down and start—no tracing, no guesswork, no spiraling.
Why This Kit Is a Delight
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Beginner-friendly by design — clear instructions, manageable stitches, zero intimidation.
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Instantly approachable — the design is already transferred, so you skip straight to the satisfying part.
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Slow craft, fast confidence — you’ll learn, relax, and end up with something genuinely frame-worthy.
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Perfect for cozy evenings — tea, podcast, embroidery hoop. That’s the vibe.
What’s Included
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🪡 Detailed instruction booklet
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🧵 White cotton fabric with the design already transferred
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🪵 6” bamboo embroidery hoop
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🪡 2 DMC embroidery needles
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🎨 6 DMC embroidery floss colors
Shipping Details
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Processing time: 1–5 business days - Packed carefully and sent your way, ready for stitching.
Good-to-Know
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For personal use only
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Pattern and finished piece may not be sold or used commercially
Pro tip: You don’t have to be “good at embroidery” to enjoy embroidery. You just have to start. The rest sorts itself out—one stitch at a time.
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