Wash Your Fucking Hands - Embroidery Kit - Beginner Friendly

No experience needed—and honestly, no stress allowed. This embroidery kit is delightfully simple on purpose, featuring just one stitch so beginners can relax, stitch, and feel wildly competent almost immediately. Think: shiny fabric, cozy vibes, and a finished piece that looks far more impressive than the learning curve suggests.

Why This Kit Is a Perfect First Stitch

• Beginner-approved — one stitch, clear instructions, zero intimidation.

• Instant gratification — the pattern is already printed, so you can skip straight to the fun part.

• Subtle sparkle — shimmery gold fabric adds a little ✨ drama ✨ without being loud about it.

• Slow craft energy — ideal for quiet evenings, podcasts, and pretending the rest of the world doesn’t exist.

What’s Included

• 🪡 Detailed instruction booklet

• ✨ Shimmery gold fabric with the pattern printed on

• 🪵 6” hand-sanded bamboo embroidery hoop

• 🪡 DMC embroidery needle

• 🎨 7 DMC embroidery floss colors

Deluxe Kit Includes

Everything above, plus:

• ✂️ Silver stork embroidery scissors

• ✨ Sparkly needle minder (your needle’s new best friend)

• 🖼️ 1 of 3 embroidery-themed stickers for laptops, journals, or emotional support water bottles

Shipping Details

• Processing time: 1–5 business days - Packed with care and sent your way, ready to stitch.

Good-to-Know

• For personal use only

• Pattern and finished piece may not be sold or used commercially

Pro tip: This is the kind of kit that turns “I’m just trying embroidery” into “okay but what if I made five more.” You’ve been warned.