Bless Your Heart - Embroidery Kit

It’s sweet. It’s shady. It’s stitching with a dash of side-eye.

This lavender-hued embroidery kit looks like a wholesome little craft your great aunt would proudly display in her foyer—right up until you remember what “Bless your heart” really means. (Spoiler: not always a compliment.)

Stitched in a cheery mix of orange, pink, and red floss, the phrase blooms among delicate, color-coordinated floral outlines. It’s soft, pretty, and quietly judgmental—the holy trinity of Southern décor. The kind of piece that says, “I’m polite,” while absolutely evaluating your life choices over a glass of sweet tea.

Why You’ll Love It

• Beginner-friendly — approachable for first-timers, satisfying for seasoned stitchers

• Sweet-meets-savage vibe — looks innocent, carries attitude

• Perfectly giftable — for friends fluent in passive aggression (or aspiring to be)

What’s Included

• 6" bamboo embroidery hoop

• Lavender fabric with the design printed on

• Coordinating embroidery floss

• 2 embroidery needles

• Threader

• Step-by-step instructions

Hang it in your entryway, kitchen, or office as a gentle reminder that kindness and condescension can—and absolutely do—coexist.