Fuck you I won't do what you tell me - Embroidery Kit

If you like your crafts with a side of attitude—and your rebellion neatly contained inside a 6" hoop—this kit is for you.

Why You’ll Love It

• Beginner-friendly chaos — super easy, zero intimidation, maximum satisfaction.

• Statement stitching — perfect for anyone who enjoys their fiber art a little spicy.

• Clear instructions — from first thread to final knot, you’re fully guided.

• Cathartic crafting — cheaper than therapy, quieter than yelling into the void.

What’s Included

• 🧵 6” hand-sanded bamboo embroidery hoop

• 🧵 White fabric with the design printed on (no tracing required)

• 🧵 White backing fabric for a clean finish

• 🧵 4 DMC embroidery floss colors

• 🧵 2 embroidery needles

• 🧵 Detailed instructions from start to finish

Deluxe Kit Adds

• ✨ Sparkly needle minder (because even rebellious needles deserve luxury)

• ✂️ Embroidery scissors — sharp enough for thread, not for discourse

Good to Know

• For personal use only

• Pattern and finished piece may not be sold commercially

Pro tip: Hang it somewhere visible. Let guests laugh, gasp, or quietly rethink their opinions. All reactions are valid.